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Gimme Five
- Presents: unwrapped, played with, fought over, put away
- Cake: eaten without ice cream because Noah has lived here long enough to not even care or like it
- Maturity level: seems about the same
- Cute factor: very high today because he did a lot of checking in the mirror to see if we were serious that he looked different today
- Goals: He has none outside of eating cake which he achieved earlier tonight
- Digicel: still the best third-world marketing geniuses of all time
- Britt & Chris: get here tomorrow at 4pm
- Party #2: happens when they get here
- And Now ... Marvel at my cake-decorating skills: